I can understand that some scrawny guys would like to know how to pick up girls at the beach, because it requires a specific approach. Luckily for you I've worked this theory out to a science, my conversion rate is getting better each year. Here's how I pick up women on the beach.
Go For a Run and Keep an Eye OutI'm not the first on the beach, so by the time I get there the place is kind of crowded already. I put down my towel and other stuff (suncscreen, Gucci sunglasses, Rolex watch etc.) stretch my muscles and I go take a run along the coastline as close to the water as possible. 'Now Kurt, you're so fit. Isn't it time to relax man?'. Not so fast homey, I'm not running to lose weight or anything, I'm running while checking out the beach for some pretty girls my man. You have to strike oil somehow, right? After I run back and forth across the beach I have pretty good knowledge of where the largest concentration of pretty girls is. That's where I move my towel to.
Perform a Yoga or Fitness Routine Near Your Target on the BeachNow most scrawny dudes will either try and talk up to the girls on the beach that they've spotted or ask if they can assist in putting on some tanning lotion. Just quit already, don't you think those girls already have had several offers for that, show some originality, gosh. What really gets their attention is if you put your towel right in front of the group of girls, put on your iPod and perform an intensive workout or power-yoga routine right in front of them. The girls will find you daring, awesome and hot and it's a matter of only picking up their phone numbers when you're done.
Build a Sandcastle with Some Kid Near a Hot GirlWhen you're eyeing a girl on the beach, but your muscles are still too sore from the workout that evening before, another good way to catch her attention is by asking a kid if you can help him with building a sandcastle. There are some sand art courses I've followed so I'm kind of a big deal with sand. Not only do I impress the hot girls and the kid, I mostly gather a large group of people around me that come to check out my sandcastle building skills. At one point I point my finger at the girl I'm liking and I put a heart on top of the sandcastle, just for her. I swear, your crush will melt in your hands after that. Bonus points if there's a sunset going on.
Pretend You're a Salesman on the BeachIf you're a scrawny fella your options of scoring girls at the beach are kind of limited. What I advise those guys to do (next to working out apparently) is to have them pretend they're a salesman. Collect some beads, slippers, bracelets and other girly stuff and walk past every group of hot girls. Supply them with a fake business cards and hopefully someone will call you back so you can move your game to a location that's more comfortable for you.
Okay guys, getting girls at the beach is really pretty simple if you ask me. Just follow one of the routines above and you should be set.
Keep it classy, keep it neat.